Super Mice!: Journal 9/7/06

Posted by Ms. Babble

September 7, 2006

Disclaimer: This is a blog I intended to write months ago (8 months to be precise) but never got around to it.

Way back when I first moved into my trailer, a little mousie decided to move in with me. Everything I write beyond this is the truth, the whole truth, so help me god. My roomie is my witness.

Iraq has super mice.

They have mice here that can totally disreguard gravity. They might even have wings… I’m not sure. They can also run like speeding bullets and jump to incredible heights.

I think once I saw one fly away with a potato chip in it’s little paw.

I present to you diagram #1:

Imagine me sitting at my desk pleasantly watching a movie and then ‘bink!’… Mr. Mousie.. chillin’ right next to me. How he got there? This is where the anti-gravity theory comes into effect. How he got the guts to do it as I’m in plain site? I suppose only the mouse knows the answer to that.

Diagram #2:

Ok, follow along with me on this one.

I kept a box of food on top of my wall locker to help deter critters from wandering into my room. Did this stop the Iraqi Super Mice?? No way. Evidence of nibbling was found in boxes of crackers inside my food box ON TOP of my wall locker. AND FURTHER evidence was found on top of our fridge (which is nearly the height of a normal household fridge) as indicated by the pile of poop I sketched for you above.

So, after gathering the evidence and painstakingly documenting it, I think it’s very clear what’s happening here.

The rodent’s super-human powers are obviously well beyond anything we’ve fathomed before. The ability to jump higher and run faster. They have stealth, gile, and nerve. And I only pray that the Iraqi’s don’t harness their powers before we can.

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